Scientists develop supercomputer
American scientists have developed a supercomputer that is supposed to know everything! A prospective customer would like to buy it, but wants to try it before ...
By Holger Matschinski at 16.12.2009
"Where is my brother currently?", he wants to know from the computer.
Scientists enter the issue and the computer calculates. Then he prints out: "Your brother is sitting in the machine LH474 on the direction to Beijing. There he is prepared to conclude a contract with the Osuhushi company amounting to 2 million U.S. dollars for the delivery of ..."
The buyer is thrilled, but still wants to have another test and wants to know: "Where is my father now?" Again, the computer calculates and prints out: "Your father sits on the Mississippi River and is fishing!"
"Ha," cried the buyer: "I knew that he does not know everything, my father has been dead for 5 years!"
The scientists are dismayed. They consider and then give the question once again to control. The computer calculates little longer and then prints: "Dead is the husband of your mother. Your father sits on the Mississippi River and is fishing!"
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